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Newsletter: Dogecoin Drops Below $0.0095 Level; Economic Collapse Imminent

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“As goes Dogecoin, so goes the global economy” -Alan Greenspan

Hello investors,

I want to again thank you for paying $199.99 per month for the critical investment research I provide (mostly copying and pasting headlines from CNBC.com, then sending them to you 12 hours later). Unfortunately, our time may be coming to an end as many of you will soon be poors due to an impending market collapse. Let me explain.

Late last night, I received devastating news that Dogecoin dropped below a key technical level. This is the worst economic indicator I have seen since just before the 2008 market crash. In case you missed it, Dogecoin dropped below $0.0095 USD and all the way to $0.007. 

This is the scenario we’ve been afraid of. 

I suggest selling all equities, buying physical gold and silver, and freezing at least three week’s worth of Wendy’s burgers in case grocery stores are unable to supply food. 

Dogecoin was down over 10% this morning, an unprecedented event for a stable, trustworthy currency. I can only imagine the civil unrest taking place in the country of Doge tonight. I have already cancelled the luxury work vacation I was going to take there next month with my secretary. 

Please listen to the cunning advice of my young hotshot nephew Alan. He seems to know a thing about the global currency market. I think he learned about it in some fancy computer class at school.

If this is the last time you hear from me, I wish you luck during the collapse of society.

Sincerely, 
John. W. B. Rich (Wealthy)
Grand Master Investment Officer

P.S. guys, just checked before sending this out and it looks like $DOGE is up 20% since I wrote this. Probably nothing to worry about, please disregard the above research. 

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