Do you want to be rich?

Well, take it from a man whose name is literally Rich: You need to invest in the Rich & Wealthy Fund. It’s the only way for Mr. Rich to make his massive fees.

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Our genius analysts (all unpaid) come up with thousands of sure-fire investments each and every day. We invest in the best ones, take out massive fees, and create huge gains for you on paper.

We require a 10-year lockup, a 10% front load to enter the fund, a 3% monthly management fee, 15% back load, and 69% of profits before fees. You can check your account balance once per year by traveling to our offices in Casper, Wyoming. Our office hours are Tuesdays from 2:15 to 3pm.

Our fund closes to new investors soon (but we will always take your money later, too). Hurry and invest by sending your money via Western Union.

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