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BREAKING: Nigeria Called for Trump

BREAKING: News networks have called the State of Nigeria for the Incumbent, President Donald Trump.

Many on social media disagreed with the call, but likely because they are dumb (poor).

Trump now needs to win both Pennsylvania and Costa Rica to win the presidency, our analysts project.

Ballots from Sudan were thrown out earlier this morning after election officials discovered that it is an imaginary place, made up by Barack Obama.

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